Wednesday One-Liners Keep It in the Family

Guy on cell: Well, right now my brother and my girlfriend share a bedroom. –Washington Square North Overheard by: Daniel Young nanny to six-year-old girl, crossing the street: What do you care about more, your brother or your scooter? –76th St & Central Park West Overheard by: Sonny Daughter to obnoxious mom: Just because you are a member of my family doesn’t mean I won’t backhand you.

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